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Family Guy Season 12 Full Episodes
Family Guy 12×01 — Finders Keepers (Sep/29/2013)
Peter is convinced that a restaurant placemat is a treasure map. Word quickly spreads about the alleged cache, sparking a city-wide search and turning the citizens of Quahog against each other.
Family Guy 12×02
Peter discovers that he has a vestigial twin, whom he names Chip, growing out of his neck. It’s not long before Peter resents the fact that everyone seems to love Chip more than him, so he decides to amputate his twin.
However, when Peter gets into trouble, he realizes he needs Chip more than ever.
Season 12, Episode 03 – “Quagmire’s Quagmire”
Quagmire begins dating a sexually insatiable woman who kidnaps him to become her sex slave, so Peter, Joe and Quagmire’s dad scour Quahog’s seedy back alleys to locate and save him. Meanwhile, Stewie, Brian and Stewie’s teddy bear, Rupert, become involved in an odd love triangle.
Season 12, Episode 04 – A Fistful of Meg
Meg spills her lunch on the new kid, Michael, who is appropriately nicknamed “Mental Mike.” When he sets the date for her end on Friday, Meg tries to get out of it. Meanwhile, Peter continually harasses Brian in the nude until it escalates to the breaking point
Season 12, Episode 05 – “Boopa-dee Bappa-dee”
The Griffins’ vacation in Italy is jeopardized when Peter accidentally destroys their passports and they are forced to deal with troublesome immigration policies.
Season 12, Episode 06 – “Life of Brian”
Stewie’s time machine transports him and Brian to 17th-century Jamestown, where they proceed to alter the course of mankind, and a rash decision by Stewie may leave them unable to get back to the future.
Season 12, Episode 07 – “Into Harmony’s Way”
Peter and Quagmire discover they have a talent for singing and blend their voices into a Simon and Garfunkel-like music duo, but soon there’s disharmony in the air when fame goes to Peter’s head.
Season 12, Episode 08 – “Christmas Guy”
Peter teaches Lois’s dad a thing or two about holiday spirits, while Stewie discovers the meaning of confession.
Season 12, Episode 09 – “Peter Problems”
Peter experiences bedroom-performance problems and turns to Quagmire and Joe to get him back on track in the sack.
Season 12, Episode 10 – “Grimm Job”
An homage to the Brothers Grimm features reinterpretations of the fairy tales “Jack and the Beanstalk,” “Little Red Riding Hood” and “Cinderella.”
Season 12, Episode 11 – “Brian’s a Bad Father”
Brian’s overlooked teenage son Dylan, now a TV star, shows up in town, so his father, rather than step up and try to be a good dad instead tries to cadge a job on the series’ writing staff. Meanwhile, Peter accidentally shoots Quagmire while they are hunting, causing a rift between the two and putting Joe in the middle.
Season 12, Episode 12 – “Mom’s the Word”
Following his mother’s death, Peter forms a special bond with her longtime gal pal, Evelyn, who tries to take their new friendship to an entirely different level. Meanwhile, for the first time in his life, a distraught Stewie realizes the finality of a person’s passing.
Season 12, Episode 13 – “3 Acts of God”
Peter and his pals undertake a global search for God and ask that He stop influencing the outcome of pro-football games.
Season 12, Episode 14 – “Fresh Heir”
When Chris learns that he is the heir to Carter’s fortune, but refuses to take the money, Peter takes drastic measures to keep the wealth in the family.
Season 12, Episode 15 – “Second hand Spoke”
WPeter takes up smoking cigarettes, and is approached by Mr. Stone, an advertising executive who wants Peter to be the face of his anti-smoking campaign under the caveat that Peter continues to smoke.
Season 12, Episode 16 – “Herpe, the Love Sore”
Stewie catches a sexually transmitted disease from Brian; and Peter and his pals take exception when a group shanghais their favorite booth at the Drunken Clam.
Season 12, Episode 17 –The Most Interesting Man in the World
Peter brings home the wrong child from the park, prompting Lois to call him an idiot again.
Season 12, Episode 18 – “Baby Got Black”
Jerome is none-too-happy with Chris dating his daughter, Pam, which leads the two kids to run away, necessitating that Jerome and Peter team up to find them.
Season 12, Episode 19 – “Meg Stinks!”
On a trip to college for an interview, Peter teaches Meg a thing or two about partying, while a stinky encounter with a skunk gets Brian kicked out of the house and into the wild, where he learns to live on his own.
Season 12, Episode 20 – “He’s Bla-ack!”
Cleveland Brown is back in town, but hanging out with Peter is out of the question after their wives have a disagreement over parenting issues.
Season 12, Episode 21 – “He’s Bla-ack!”
When Peter and Chris interrupt Stewie’s TV time, the angry baby goes back in time to break up Peter and Lois so he’s never conceived, but is shocked when he is reborn into a “Downton Abbey”-esque British household.
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