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Lackey skillfully spins the decidedly wacky tale of Lou Hanske, who, after being mauled by an escaped circus animal, bears the mark of the chosen one. Destined to fulfill a prophecy foretold by a cheesy paperback romance novelist, Lou, accompanied by his nerdy best friend and his geriatric roommate, sets out for the great state of Kansas, where he must converse with God and deliver an important message to the rest of the world.
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